My method of transportation

"So CoolMoney, what car do you drive?"

I get this question all the time.
Of course people want to know what car I drive, so they can get the same car and be cool like me.
I don't drive a car.

If I did, it would probably look something like this:

I recently came up with an invention so brilliant, you'll wonder why no one else thought of it.

Behold:







This is Edward the elephant. I've attached a propeller on his back, and a handlebar to his stomach.

Pros and Cons of using a flying elephant as transportation:

Pros
* It's the coolest thing ever.
* Great ice breaker. "Holy shit is that a flying elephant?!"
* No fumes, 100% Eco friendly.
* He shits everywhere. I was going to list this under cons but now that I think about it it's pretty badass.

Cons
None.

Hello, my name is Dr. CoolMoney.

Greetings, internet.
My name is Dr. CoolMoney.
Yes, that's my real name.
My parents wanted me to be cool and have lots of money, so they named me Dr. CoolMoney.

This is my blog where I will tell you about my incredible life, and occasionally draw some comics.
These comics will of course be of exceptional quality, just like everything else I will post here.

Yours truly, Dr. CoolMoney.

P.S

I have sex with lots of women because I am very attractive.