I get this question all the time.
Of course people want to know what car I drive, so they can get the same car and be cool like me.
I don't drive a car.
If I did, it would probably look something like this:
I recently came up with an invention so brilliant, you'll wonder why no one else thought of it.
This is Edward the elephant. I've attached a propeller on his back, and a handlebar to his stomach.
Pros and Cons of using a flying elephant as transportation:
* It's the coolest thing ever.
* Great ice breaker. "Holy shit is that a flying elephant?!"
* No fumes, 100% Eco friendly.
* He shits everywhere. I was going to list this under cons but now that I think about it it's pretty badass.